Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Judi, I mean Judith


I just read an article in Vanity Fair about Judith Giuliani, wife of Rudy, and man is she scary. (On an aside, I bought VF because Gisele was on the cover but then there was only one more picture of her inside, oh well.) I'm trying to figure out who she'll try to social climb marry if he actually becomes president. You can't get much higher than the leader of the free world, but it probably won't be enough. But her as First Lady is quite unappealing. If people thought Jackie went all out with redecorating, Judith won't leave a fabric unturned and will probably take it all with her when she leaves. And when she leaves office, Rudy will magically become former ruler of the world in her seemingly hazy memory, just like her "well-off" second husband, the wall paper salesman. Meanwhile, she's doing all she can to keep her claws in him, but she shouldn't worry, he's the faithful type, right?

In other crazy, old woman news: Leona Helmsley has left $12 million to her dog, Trouble. But she has a mausoleum, I'm jealous.

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